What's that in your teeth?

So, my ever so gracious partner and I meet for round two. He has reserved a room at a nice hotel and we proceed there to do "the do." I think initially we were both a bit timid. He started to rub my back and since I was doped up (allergies, read: Benedryl) I was nearing a state of dead-as-a-log slumber. I think he sensed just how sleepy I was. He says, "Let's get down to business." And, my friends, it was on.

I cannot begin to explain to you the virtue of a man who knows how to please a woman...orally. Sometimes, I grin and bear it. I just want it over. Then there are other times where all you can say is...

Eat my pussy, please!

The man definitely knows how to worship a woman's honeypot. From this point on, I will serve as a reference. Any women who need to know just how skilled he is can call me. I will let them that like Baby Bear's bed, it was juuuust right. I can't remember the last time I had good oral sex. The last one I was with was horrible--he couldn't find my clitoris. But back to MR. DICK M. DOWN.

I swear he ate my pussy for at LEAST an hour. I have absolutely no complaints. He did this thing with his tongue that I will call "the tornado." It was like his tongue never left my clitoris. It wasn't just circling his tongue around, it was consistent pressure. It wasn't up and down, side to side, or around and around, his tongue was everywhere on my clitoris with the most delicious pressure.

I have no complaints. On a scale of one to ten, he was off the charts except for one little glitch. He was eating me out in the morning. It was better than the night before. Then all of a sudden I felt this excrutiating pain. I felt like he was dragging toothpicks down my clitoris. I felt like someone was clawing at my clit, like someone was stabbing my honeybutton with a spade. What happened you ask?

My clitoris got stuck in the slight gap between his front teeth.

Don't laugh. It isn't funny. And to be fair, he more than made up for it. I had the MOST exquisite orgasm that morning. It was the best orgasm I've had since January (that wasn't by myself).

Oh and I have another BDR--Houston, Texas get ready there's bad dick in town.