The day I will pass on cunnilingus...

I will politely reply,

"HELL TO THE NAW!"

Jerking Off

Can women jerk-off? Really? I read my fair share of sex blogs. Of course, right? What else would you expect? Anyhip, a number of women discuss their private pleasuring as jerking off. Is that possible?

I've done a number of things to my clitoris in expectation of achieving orgasm. I have rubbed her--both to the left AND to the right. I have placed her between my index and middle finger and "jiggled" her. I have kneaded her. I have ground my palm into her. I have joustled her. I have used a showerhead and sprayed her. I have tickled her. I've patted her. I have massaged her slowly, vigorously, sensuously, and thoroughly. I have spread my legs wide and stroked her. I have pinched her lovingly and with care. I have slid past her. I have observed her. I have pierced her...twice. I have avoided her, paying particular attention to her partner in crime, the g-spot. I have buzzed her, vibrated her, lubed her. I have lightly slapped her. I have manipulated her cunningly with my fingers and without. I have ground her into a pillow. I have submitted her to the ministrations of others. I have agitated her. I have fanned her. I have washed her. I've had her laved. I have even smashed her against another's dungarees preferring to grind until she is sated.

But, I have never, ever done anything as spastic as "jerking" her. I simply love her too much.



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